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Have you ever done something with a member of the opposite sex and been secretly proud of it? Don't bother denying it, everyone has that one person who your happy you did 'stuff' with. When your friends bring it up, your proud. Its almost like winning a competition:
''you got with blahdiblahh''
''So? He’s leng!''
Maybe you haven’t had that precise conversation but you get my drift, and if you don’t THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. Only joking, maybe it’s just my specific group. Anyway, that’s not the point I’m trying to make, my point is that when such an event occurs either
A) you're too drunk to remember
B) It was on holiday so none of your friend can not fully appreciate the lengness (yes that is a word) of the person in question or
C) you're too drunk to remember
However, when you make a mistake, get with someone embarrassing, or are sober, everyone finds out about it.
 In summery, I’m never drinking again and I’m checking every guy on facebook before I get with him to ensure that he is in fact single and that he has no mutual friends.