Worst party I’ve ever been to. Don’t get me wrong, it had all the makings of a great night: alcohol, friends, and more alcohol. Instead, it just ended up a bit shit. Literally from the first moment I got there I had to babysit people. I spent the first half of my night looking after Sam, and I spent the other half in the toilet watching Steph be sick, mmmm fun. Then someone knocked over Steph’s glass of water, and a girl got cut on it, Holly I think her name was. Guess who had to clean up the glass, and who got Holly’s blood on their £30 jumper.
Although to be fair, at least it wasn't me who had to go to hospital. And on the plus side, I did find the white version of me: Mary Read. Fun drunken times. So turning some negatives into positives; i didn't injury myself, i made a new friend and got 1 man point - Man points are given when you do something brave, normally involving a member of the opposite sex, or y'knoww, the same sex depending on which way you swing. But for me it was the oppsite sex, unfortunately i appear to have collected quite a few man points through out the years.. yeah, erm, anyhoo...
You know what it was actually a pretty good night, i'm just a whiney little bitch.
laterssssssss ♥
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