So I’m at Mouse’s (my Aunt) and I’ve just snuck out of the bedroom which I am sharing with Christina (family friend). I think I woke her up. Actually, I must have woken her up, because on my way out I managed to hit the wardrobe in front of the bed, trip over her bag, and accidentally slam the door shut ( I thought it was heavier then it was). She was nice enough to pretend that she hadn't heard me though, that and she doesn't how to say 'Shut the fuck up you clumsy bitch' in English.
Soooo, came back from Greece with a tan and a funny story. Actually it’s not so much funny haha, more you’re a dickhead funny. I've told this story quiteeee a few times so I’ll give you the short version:
Chirpsed and old friend, it was weird but kinda nice at the same time, he said he broke up with his girlfriend, I had an inclination that he might be lying, and I was right.
The funny part is, he had 'in a relationship' on facebook.
Goooooood one dickhead, aha.
Well, I thought it was quite funny anyway. Although I feel bad for the girlfriend, particularly as when she told him that she loved him for the first time, he said 'and I adore you' back. Ouchhh. Now isn’t that just a slap in the face?
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