'He was on top of me, and all i could think about was having a bacon sandwhich'

Pahahahahahaha, last night was quite funny. Me, Holly and Janelle crashed a party. So we turn up in full fancy dress: two slutty nurses, a magician and pocahuntus; no one's dressed up. So obviously, we got drunk really quickly. As the night progressed more and more fancy dress poeple came and got drunk with us. It was a good night. The thing about going to a party where no one knows you is, well, you get reallyreallyreally fucked and crease at everything.

Met this guy, he was really on me- not trying to sound big headed, pretty sure he was high. He would just not leave me alone, i could tell how fustrated he was getting, it was funny. Although to be fair we could hear two couples having sex either side of us, both of the guys were his mates. Poor guy, definately drew the short straw with me. Anyway i was getting with him and shizz and i got bored. So i was like, bye. He would not let me leave 'pleasee, come on, pleasee', he was holding me down everytime i tried to move. In the end i got so pissed of i just pushed him off as hard as i could and yelled:

'I am not on it'

Both couples stopped, looked at us and burst out laughing.